Holy Schnikes! bitTyrant has a new website, new clients, new…

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Friends, brothers & sisters, country[wo]men—lend us your ears! We’ve got news…

bitTyrant has officially been in bu-ness (as we say here in the south) for about 397 days (based on our LLC formation papers) and unofficially for much longer. It’s been a fun ride, and it’s picking up speed.

The Skinny:  

  • Cupcakes & Candles - How does bitTyrant celebrate its 397th day anniversary? We’re glad you asked. After we blew out the candles on our freshly caught free-range, grass fed cupcakes, we decided to make this fancy new website to help ourselves better communicate with the world (including you). Please have a look and let us know if you think it’s gonna work or if we need to upload a bulldozer and introduce it to our sparkly new website? Biting nails as we await your feedback…
  • Snake Oil & Magic Diet Pills - We’ve done work for a lot of awesome organizations over the (official and unofficial) years, and we’ve been fortunate to work with quite a few new clients of late, organizations that are doing some big, interesting things. We love working with growing, socially responsible organizations that aren’t interested in following or getting out of the way in respect to their industry peers. Have a look at who we work with and what we’ve done for ‘em. And for Pete’s sake, if you know of a great organization that needs some help growing, have them *contact us. We don’t like to brag, but we’re pretty good at doing that thing that we do, and we can prove it. *maximum of 2 cupcakes per client referral while supplies last.  

Thanks for listening and for doing the things you do to help make this voyage on Spaceship Earth a blast. And happy 397th Anniversary!

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