How to tell your friends and family what REALLY matters during the holidays…
During this time of year, people tend to wax nostalgic and get all "feely" about their families, taking care of others human beings, self-improvement resolutions and other similar frivolities...
Read MoreUpstate SC Residents Terrified as Turtle Man Strikes Again…
Greenville, South Carolina - First there was BigFoot. Then there was Lizard Man. Now there's a new creature that has been spotted roaming the woods and marshlands of Upstate South Carolina... Turtle Man.
Read MorebitTyrant has a shiny new website. Yes, on the interwebs.
Has anybody heard about those new things called “websites”? We heard they’re just a fad. Hate to miss out on a good fad though. Yep, it’s a big day at bitTyrant. Today, the 1+ year bTUWOME (bitTyrant Unintentional Word Of Mouth Experiment) officially ends. Since we first began getting paid to do that thing that we do a little over a year ago, we’ve relied 100% on people we know to spread the word about what we do to people who might actually be interested in paying us to do it (with sentences this clunky and verbose, that was probably a smart strategy). In all...
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